Dude man! Yeah right, April, there will be no video posted of me dancing to Outkast. I can tell you this, it looked nothing like the leprechaun dance.
So I've been finding these little mouse turds around lately, did I tell you guys this? I put out a trap with some nice organic peanut butter on it. On Tuesday night I was all tucked up in bed, in my cold house under millions of covers when I heard BAM! clickety clackety clickety clackety. I decided it could wait, that I'd rather deal with a cold dead mouse in the am than a warm and still slightly wriggly one in the middle of the night. Bleh. So 6:45 rolled around, and feeling optimistic about Kevin's feelings for me, I called him and told him there was a nice cold bowl of cereal waiting for him if he wanted to get my mouse, like, right now. He declined, so I told myself I was a missionary living in some horrible place and slit my eyes so I wouldn't have to get a clear picture of the cold staring thing. I stomped into the kitchen, used the broom handle to get the trap into the middle of the foor, made a series of small jumps, and then used tongs to throw the whole thing into a garbage bag. Then I cried a little and ran outside to put it in the trash.
Disgusting. Anyways, guys, you should still come visit me, don't be scared. He was a loner mouse on a journey, I've decided. No worries about a repeat.
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4 comments:
Please, I want the "series of small jumps" posted on you tube.
Susan
gross. i have one of those at my house, but the trap is lame and he keeps getting away. i dread every morning, having to check the thing. ewwww. sorry. way to be a missionary :c)
that sucketh! Bill Shunhakespeare
I hope you threw away the tongs too.
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